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binart:

TODAY ON, “I DIDN’T REALIZE I WAS INTO THAT.”

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yourmediahasproblems:

littlemissrantsalot:

yourmediahasproblems:

i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”

Or we could just stop stereotyping people.

you’re cast

what american sex ed teaches u: sex is wrong dont even fucking touch ur genitals bc then ur going to hell u fucking pervert and ur gonna get preggers idc if ur a guy or a girl there is gonna be a BABY inside u bc u touched ur genitals how does it feel to be a fucking failure
what they should teach us: sex is normal. its ok to do the nasty as long as the other person is consenting and the sex is safe, heres how u can make it safe!
ruinedchildhood:

Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.

ruinedchildhood:

Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.

Do you ever follow someone and they follow you and you really wanna be friends with them but you feel like you’re bothering them everytime you try to interact with them but they’re just so cool and you’re just like

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sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.